Every day is a good day to mock Islam

As with all Islamic terrorist events, and there have been many, we are told by our superiors and the media that it's about guns, anti-Muslim bigotry, global warming, jobs, anything but Islam itself.

And we are cautioned about provoking attacks by slandering Islam.
Well, I'm here to slander, or in this case mock Islam specifically because I'm not supposed to.....I'm disobedient like that.

[And now we return to the new hit TV show from Iran not starring Ed O'Neill or Christina Applegate, "Married To Children"]