Anthony Stokes used his second chance at life wisely

Model citizen, 15 year old Anthony Stokes was originally denied a heart transplant because the hospital wisely recognized that he would never adhere to the post-transplant regimen and would instead continue his already distinguished life of juvenile delinquency. But because of media pressure due to his politically preferred skin pigmentation, the hospital was forced to give him a heart anyway at a cost of about $500,000.

20 months later, in what was a surprise to absolutely nobody, Anthony stole a car while robbing the home of a senior citizen and killed himself in a crash during the inevitable police chase.

As the government takes over the allocation of scarce health-care resources like organs, look for more patients like Anthony moving to the top of the transplant list in the name of social justice.

Demonstrating his dope mugging style, Anthony takes a selfie.

Hat tip to Moonbattery.