“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Monday, March 10, 2014

Where in the world is that Malaysian 777

OK I'm officially going on the record as hoping that, in the absence of any other plausible explanation for Malaysia-370 disappearing into thin air, it turns out to be the most spectacular alien abduction of all time. 

What more outrageously excellent way to reveal yourself to the planet of puny Earthlings you've been studying and probing for decades, than to steal one of their primitive transportation devices.....during actual transportation?

And I for one welcome our benevolent alien overlords who will surely endeavor to guide us to a better tomorrow.....at first anyway. Then they'll probably dine on our brains and entrails as they mine Earth for all its resources.


Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

Fried brains and entrails soup. Now that's what I call good eatin'.

Ed said...

Perhaps with a nice Chianti.