“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Matt Sandusky wisely petitions the court for a name change

Heh heh, Matt Sandusky, the adoptive son of Penn St. coach and pedophile Jerry Sandusky, petitioned the court to let him change his name to something less infamous. 

Good call Matt. What took you so long? 

I'm gonna go ahead and suggest Manson, bin Laden, or Mussolini as possible surnames associated with less infamy than Sandusky. ;-)


Isaac A. Nussbaum said...

But not Obama, Bush or Chaney.

Ed said...

Isaac, I was trying to not politicize this joke as practically everything on this blog is political.

I have to take a break once in a while and just entertain myself at the expense of others.