Leave the house with no panties? Flash the world

When stupidity and carlessness get you in trouble, you can bet I'll be there to mock you for it....

A 16-year-old student has learned the hard way that she should always pair panties with a dress - because her yearbook photo reveals a little more than she bargained for.(Green dress, second from right)

Now thousands of copies of the yearbook have been handed out to the students who attend the high school - and while some say the private, revealed 'area' is just merely a shadow, the teen girl says it's the real thing - and it's embarrassing.

I'm sure it is embarrassing to her, but we can laugh at her public humiliation because it didn't happen to us.

How dumb does a girl have to be to leave home wearing a short dress, without panties, and then sit on the front row while her picture is taken from waist-level, and not expect to show the world her goods? Look at all the other girls in the row who are wearing dresses, they all are covering themselves to prevent this very thing.

The hysterical mom is mortified and has stupidly demanded that the school confiscate every yearbook, destroy them, and then re-print every one without this picture. Sorry mom, you should have taught your exhibitionist daughter not to run around in short dresses without panties. I'm sure there will be a law suit filed by some skeevy lawyer against the school and the publisher on behalf of the girl...there always is.