Even Martians will be subjected to the idiocy of The Obamessiah

NASA scientists say they've found methane on Mars. Apparently they think it's source is gas produced by life-forms living in the vast water beds below the surface. They'd better not let Obama's global-warming czar hear about it or they'll be subject to a ridiculous and burdensome burp-and-fart tax....just like all US livestock farmers will be under The One.

Here's one of the Martians after being told of the news. He doesn't look too happy about having his burps and farts taxed because of fictitious martian warming.