OK, if your skank of a teenage daughter doesn't know any better than this, then you are a bad parent....
When Julie Amanda Tilton went to Daytona Beach during spring break, she competed in a number of risque contests at a local motel before hundreds of observers, some taking photos.
Tilton, at the time a 17-year-old high school student, went to the Desert Inn Resort Motel in April 2001 after hearing about the contests. She competed in two wet T-shirt contests, a “banana sucking contest” and a “sexual positions contest.”
A BANANA SUCKING CONTEST!!!!
The only reason I'm laughing so hard right now is that it's somebody elses daughter.