Dissent will not be tolerated by The One

In order to ingratiate yourselves to the new Obama administration and not be ostracized as subversives, you must remember and regurgitate the following mantra, no matter what your common sense tells you or how low the temperatures plunge where you live, all this frigid cold is actually caused by global warming.

In the era of Obama, the re-education and indoctrination of the proleteriat must commence immediately. Repeat comrades, after me: Global warming causes global cooling,

Global warming causes global cooling,

Global warming causes golbal cooling.

Never mind that Earth has been cooling for 12 years and that record cold temperatures are being set by the hour, Al Gore and The One have decreed that global warming is so....and so it shall be.