Crazy rocker and gun nut Ted Nugent was giving a concert in England, where most private ownership of guns is banned, and where they've had a rash of knife attacks lately. Well, the Nuge', never at a loss for words, had this to say to the crowd in between songs....[WARNING: suggestive, off-color content]
"Now I understand that London has a knife problem. That's because you took everybody's guns away. If you had a [bleeping] gun, you could shoot the mother [bleepers] with the knife. Do you need me to explain that to you dumb Limey mother [bleepers]? In Detroit, we don't have a knife problem. The knife mother [bleepers] got a Ted problem. You wonder why we win all the vegetable-growing contests? Because we fertilize our gardens with dead mother [bleeping] ass [bleeps]."
I'm sorry, but that's funny! And he's right on the money.....I guess the Brit government expects regular people to defend themselves, their property, and their families with close-quarters, hand-to-hand combat. That is if they're expected to defend themselves at all. In the bizarro world of English political correctness, the criminals have all the rights.
It's rare that I get to use the "music" and "guns" tags on the same post.
1 comment:
Gotta Love Ted. HAHA Love it.
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