Terrorist Tech

There was a story this morning about a new threat from terrorists who recently "graduated" from terrorist school. Supposedly they are now highly qualified killers and have been sent out to slay infidels in America and the U.K.

Maybe it's just me, but have you seen those terrorist training videos? My 4th grade playground equipment was harder to jump around on. Which begs the question, what exactly are they training for? How many monkey-bars and see-saws do you see around potential terror targets? And they "train" in the same dirty nightshirts they eat, sleep, and protest in. Maybe I'm wrong, but they just don't seem too threatenting to me. They probably spend way more time sitting around hitting the hash pipe and praying than they do "training" on the Al-Queda swing set.

Here are the fearsome Al-Queda terrorists, playing paint-ball, praying, and climbing trees. Sounds like summer bible camp to me.