As you know, I agressively and enthusiastically contribute to global warming every chance I get.
"But why Ed", you whine. "Why do you intentionally pollute Mother Earth with your wasteful and frivolous travel?"
Why? Because I'm not stupid enough to curtail my comfortable and decadent lifestyle for the sake of the druidical, kook religion known as modern environmentalism, that's why.
With that in mind, I'll be packing my family up in my gas-guzzeling '83 Country Squire(pictured above) this week and heading to the beach for a vacation.
Contributing in my stead this week will be guest bloggers Reid and David. Feel free to give 'em the business if you don't like what they say. I'll return probably Monday, a week from tomorrow.
Now where did I put those red Speedo's?