This is the doctor who ignored common sense that would have told him to self-quarantine, but gallivanted all over New York City instead, mere days after coming home from Guinea where he heroically treated Ebola victims. After his grand day out, he then reported that he had symptoms of Ebola and sure enough, he's positive. One of his many contacts on his Typhoid-Mary tour of the city was his girlfriend pictured above.
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall when he broke the news:
Him: Um honey, when I made sweet love to you the other day, I may have given you a communicable disease.
Her: Are you kidding me? Which one, crabs, the clap, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, is it Herpes you jerk?
Him: Ebola, you may only have 10 horrifically painful days to live.
Heh heh, what a thoughtless asshole! I doubt we'll be hearing wedding bells in their future after this.
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