The play set comes with realistic, TSA underachievers who sit on their asses while passengers sneak past them. Also included is a long suffering passenger who patiently tolerates the intrusive manhandling of TSA goons. Appropriately, the poor, harassed passenger is a white, middle-aged woman. You won't find any swarthy, middle-eastern men in turbans in this play set...because the TSA never inspects them.
Included in the TSA play set are actual latex gloves so family members can practice pointless cavity searches on each other, just like the TSA thugs. Also included for hours of realistic, family travel re-enactments are actual police batons and hand-cuffs, so when a fed-up passenger, played by 8 year old Johnny, cops attitude, you can whack him one and drag him off to detention for hours of useless interrogation.
Hundreds of impatient, needlessly delayed-passenger action figures not included.
Coming soon to the Homeland-Security line of action toys will be the Abu Ghraib Torture Play Set with barking dogs, genitally-attached battery cables, and realistic rubber hoses for beatings.
Also, the Club Gitmo Interrogation Set complete with life-sized water board for realistic family questioning, personalized orange jump-suit, delicious halal recipes for tropical family retreats and, a copy of your Miranda rights along with a doll-sized public defender....just like your favorite terrorist personalities will be enjoying at Club Gitmo.
3 comments:
Brilliant post.. Keep working, great job! I honestly appreciate your time that you have put to write this post.
The "TSA underachievers" are not nearly large enough. Most, if not all, are supersized. A digrace to their cheesy uniforms and the USA. Why these bastions of the freeworld are also unwittingly diplomats of the U.S. and what a poor example they set. A disgusting diplay!
Brillant and funny. This is better than "People of Walmart".
Thanks.
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