The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury Surveillance System (NEISS) is a nationwide snapshot of actual emergency room visits, compiled so the commission can get an idea of how people are getting injured. Here's the best.....
REASON FOR ER VISIT: "DRY HUMPING HIS GIRLFRIEND" W/PENIS RUBBING AGAINST HER JEANS, ACTIVITY WENT ON FOR EXTENDED PERIOD, PENIS STARTED BLEEDING
DIAGNOSIS: ABRASIONS PENIS
Heh, heh....I really don't think I have anything to add to this except to laugh some more and maybe, that our nanny-State CPSC might ban dry humping now as being "dangerous behavior". They've banned everything else.
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