World Peace

Robin Williams is NUTS, but you gotta love him.

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I haven't heard of a plan for peace. So here goes..." words spoken by the afore mentioned Mr. Williams.

His comments go: " The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past and present. You know Hitler,Mussolini,Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,Hussein, and the rest of those good ole boys. We will never "interfere "again.

Secondly, we will withdraw our troops from all over the world, sarting with Germany, South Koea, the Middle East, and the Phillipines. They don't want us there. We will station troops at our borders. No one allowed snealing through holes in fences anymore. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs in order and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After that,the remainder will br gathered up and deported - immediately! Regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!! France will welcome them.

All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, without special permit. No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need anymore cab drivers or 7-11 clerks. No foreign students over 21. Grades will be calculated. they will attend classes. If a D is made it is good-bye!. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient, energy-wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy, as well as drilling of oil in the Alaskan Wilderness. The caribou will be forced to cope for a while. We will offer Saudi Arabia and the other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for oil. If they don't like it, we can go someplace else. They can try to sell their product elsewhere as well. After a week of no sales, their storage sites will be filled, and they will come to us. If there is famine or natural catastrophe in the world we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides most everything we give them is stolen by or given to the local army anyway. The people who need it don't get it.

Ship the UN headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies or the fait-weather friends. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "uglyAmericans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isnt that a winner of a plan?

The Stautue of Liberty is no longer saying "give me your tired, your poor, you huddled masses." She has a baseball bat and is yelling"Do you want a piece of me?"

By the way, Robins shirt is Arabic, and says "I Love New York". !!!

Thoughts, comments, Ideas.........