NEVER FORGET!!!

If you think American presidential elections are just about taxes, gas prices, and the economy, think again.

Think about it, on whose watch is something like this more likely to happen again, Obama or McCain?

It's Ann Coulter Thursday!

This week Ann wrote and supremely satisfying article on how GWB alone, has stood resolute against the terrorist threat, in the face of media liberals' constant sniveling and harping. Despite liberals' dire predictions of another attack, and much to their disappointment, we have not been attacked a single time on Bush's watch since 9/11. Liberals even think it's silly that we still worry about terrorism so much. With all the wit and sarcasm you expect in a Coulter column, she shows how liberals have totally missed the boat on terrorism, and a hint of what's to come for conservatives. If you don't read another column today, head on over to HumanEvents and read this one.

Tale of the tape

Over at Boortz.com Neal has an excellent comparison between McCain/Palin and Obama/Bidan when it comes to spending, taxes, earmarks, etc. Don't let the democrats frame the debate by lying to you about the respective records of McCain and Palin. Read them for yourselves and then decide whose story you believe when it comes to running the country, balancing the budget, cutting taxes, and restricting spending, etc.

Nice going, Neal.

Hippies surprised that Earth survived the Hadron Collider

Well, the Hadron Supercollider was fired up this morning and a stream of protons was accelerated to near light-speed. The stream circled the 27kilometer ring 11,000 times per second. Unemployed hippies the world over feared the worst, screeching that micro-black holes could form and slowly devour the Earth over eons......or conversely, one large stable black hole could form and devour it in 7 minutes.....they're not really sure which.

In our biggest scoop yet, TRR has uncoverd actual scientific artistry which shows exactly what researchers at Hadron expect to happen in a couple of months when they collide two streams of protons traveling in opposite directions near the speed of light.....



Well, something must be done. We just can't have the Earth blowing up. The unemployed hippies are right, this is scientific misconduct and recklessness at it's worst.

Sniveled 36 year old Earl Applebaum, a "student" traveling Europe and staying in hostels, between bong tokes, "Earth blowing up could endanger us all".

Why yes it could Earl, yes it could.

When we left Earl, he was gazing across the room, thoughtfully munching Doritos as he contemplated the existential meaningless of life......or it's possible he was just stoned.

Dear Leader......pushing up daisies soon?

North Korea's kooky, comically bizarre, but brutal dictator Kim Jong Il may have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel......

SEOUL, South Korea - There was no sign of Kim Jong Il at a closely watched parade Tuesday marking the 60th anniversary of North Korea's founding, as a U.S. intelligence report said he may have suffered a stroke.

A U.S. intelligence official said there is reason to believe Kim Jong Il, 66, is sick after he failed to show up at the national celebration. That official and another U.S. source spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity.

"It does appear that Kim Jong-Il has suffered a health setback, potentially a stroke," an official told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity.

We can only hope.

This is the Nork's Dear Leader, waiting patiently for the Devil to finally come take him to hell. I'm sure his dressing for the occasion will be appreciated by the hosts of darkness.

Say it ain't so, Condi

Condolezza Rice disappointingly invoked skin color as a reason to be hired when she recently addressed the Black Colleges and Universities conference.....

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Monday it was "unacceptable" that there were so few black people like herself in the US diplomatic corps.
"I want to see a Foreign Service that looks as if black Americans are part of this great country," Rice told a gathering of black colleges and universities in Washington.

"I have lamented that I can go into a meeting at the Department of State," said Rice, the second black person to become secretary of state after her predecessor Colin Powell.

"And, as a matter of fact, I can go into a whole day of meetings at the Department of State and actually rarely see somebody who looks like me, and that's just not acceptable," she added.

Perhaps the black community should start by trying to curb it's youth drug-addiction, gang associations, illegitimate parenthood, shocking high-school drop-out rates, and the absurd idea that any black who speaks a language other than ebonics is trying to be "white". Moreover, how many blacks are enrolled in foreign studies schools to become diplomats? Is "diplomat" really something blacks aspire to become? If Condi is to be believed, there are vast numbers of qualified blacks waiting to become diplomats or serve otherwise in the foreign service but, white administrations refuse to hire them because they're black.

Condi diminishes her own impressive accomplishments by invoking race as a job qualification. And she casts doubts on the qualifications of blacks who DO get hired for their experience, education, and knowledge and not their skin color.

Repent....the end is near

What is it about some humans that compels them to be terrorized by their own imaginations?

The $8B USD Large Hadron Collider will go online next week, becoming the world's most powerful particle accelerator. It promises answer to some of the universe's most elusive questions. Among these is the nature of the legendary Higgs boson, a particle long theorized but never observed, which is thought to determine how much things weigh. The collider is expected to unlock many other mysteries such as the differences between matter and antimatter.

However, despite its great promise, many people worldwide have protested the construction of the particle accelerator, believing it could end the world. Many are fearful that the collider could spawn black holes, which they worry could devour the Earth.

This is the same lunacy that panicked everybody about Y2K, SkyLab falling, and Al Gore winning the 2000 election....no wait, that was justified panic. Anyway, how cool would it be if they actually formed a black hole that swallowed the Earth? How embarrassing! God would be rolling his eyes and going, "What a bunch of idiots!".

Apparently if a stable black hole is formed, some scientists say it could devour the Earth in as little as 7 minutes. Gee, that's a little disappointing. I would have thought it wouldn't take that long. At any rate, I'll be on the edge of my seat when they fire that thing up. What will you do when they tell you France is gone and you now have 6-1/2 minutes to live? I'll probably just enjoy one last beer and watch some SportsCenter.

Cows....global warming culprits

The heinous collection of third-world despots and America-hating dictators called the UN, continues to cling to the preposterous notion that global warming exists, and that cows are contributory to it. Lectures the UN's global warming czar....

People should have one meat-free day a week if they want to make a personal and effective sacrifice that would help tackle climate change, the world's leading authority on global warming has told The Observer

Dr Rajendra Pachauri, chair of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which last year earned a joint share of the Nobel Peace Prize, said that people should then go on to reduce their meat consumption even further.

Seems to me if cow farts contribute to global warming, we should be eating more cows to get rid of them. That said, go out and eat a big steak tonight and do your part to curb harmless green-house gases.

My wife and I dined on delicious prime rib Friday night, that we found on sale at our local Piggly-Wiggly. We couldn't eat it all and threw some away. Tonight, we'll heap extra servings of ground beef into our marinara....you know, just to do our part.

"Disturbing", would be an understatement

I found this video clip over at Van Helsing's site, Moonbattery. It is the funniest clip illutstrating the sheer stupidity of modern environmentalist kooks you'll see all weekend.


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Since these morons have so much free time that they can wail and moan in the woods, I'd consider hiring them to cut down some of those old-growth trees and rebuild my deck, but then they probably don't believe in hammers and nails because they represent advanced civilization, industrialization, and comfortable life in the modern world....as do deoderant, soap, and jobs, three other things from which stupid, smelly hippies recoil.

IDIOTS!!!!! I swear!

Sarah Palin inspires loathing among tramps in the MSM

This was going to be my take on Sarah Palin's glasses which are flying off the shelves everywhere but, by the time I finished reading this article in The Dish Rag by Elizabeth Snead in the LA Times, it was about something else. Let's see if you can figure out what it is......

The Alaska governor and Republican nominee for vice president has been in the limelight for only a few days. But, according to USA Today, she's already starting an eyewear trend.

The frames are designed by Kazuo Kawasaki, from the 704 series, in 34 gray. They start at $375 but can hit $700, depending on the lenses.

The U.S. distributor of Kawasaki frames told USA Today that calls are already coming in from dealers who want to stock the exact shape and style Palin's wearing.

Let's hope pregnant teenage daughters aren't the next big craze Sarah inspires.

She just can't resist the opportunity to take a personal swipe at Sarah Palin. The MSM just can't stand it that Sarah Palin is wildly popular with pretty much everybody but them. Where was this miserable tramp Elizabeth Snead when Juno was the most popular movie around? It did nothing but convince a generation of teens that unwed pregnancy was cool, acceptable, and no big deal. Where was Snead and her stupid, snarky wit then?