So the kid who co-wrote with his father, "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" which chronicled his "death" while in a 2 month coma, ascent into Heaven, and his conversations with Jesus and even Satan, has recanted his claims and admitted that it was a total hoax.
No kidding.
I am constantly astounded by the whole "heaven tourism" genre of stories, books, and at least one movie, by kids who claim they've been to heaven and back. Ostensibly people believe their charades because they're innocent children incapable of guile.
Trust me, I made stuff up constantly at that age, but not for attention as these kids do, but just to stay out of trouble.
When I was in the second grade we lived in Tifton, Ga. My friend and I were very late coming home so we told his mom that a man had stopped his car, chased us down the alleys behind our houses, and we ran and hid until he left. Instead of being mad, she hugged us, gave us delicious snacks, and a short lecture about strangers. What we omitted from our harrowing tale of survival and pluck, was that he chased us because we pelted his car with crab-apples as he drove by. My point is that kids will make up all kinds of things for all kinds of reasons. It's up to the adults to discern reality from a ripping good yarn.
Getting back to the point, I'm not going to limit God as to how he tantalizes us, but bringing comatose kids up to heaven and then sending them back just doesn't make sense to me.....any more than do Catholics witnessing stigmata and images of Mary in their french toast. It all just seems highly implausible to me.
Does this make you want to convert to Christianity?
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What if there were 72 virgin goats in the heaven visited? You would believe then!
The 72-virgin promise is the most ridiculous, even more than cheese-toast Mary.
And I think they are virgin girls, not goats.....I mean unless you are into that sort of thing.
We can dismiss all accounts of visiting Heaven out of hand because, according to the Bible, nobody goes to Heaven. Ever.
Ed,
I have similar story regarding hurled objects, automobiles, and foot chases. My projectiles were pine cones, the dense ones before they open up. I remember telling a story as well.
Dave, I think all boys have a story about getting chased by a grown up for throwing something at him. Heh heh.
I can remember the sheer terror I experienced when that car stopped and the justifiably enraged driver ran toward us. We looked at each other with "Oh shit!" expressions before we bolted.
Ok Isaac, I'll bite. Where in the Bible does it say nobody will go to heaven, ever?
John 3:13 “And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.”
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There are 582 places in the King James Bible where the word "heaven" occurs, 505 instances where the word “spirit” appears, and 458 occasions of the word “soul. None of those 1,545 places so much as hints that any of us ever goes to heaven - either at death or at the resurrection.
So what are you, atheist or agnostic?
What is it about my taking a position which takes the Bible at face value that makes you think I am either of the two, Ed?
It is self-evident by your position Isaac. A position which happens to be contrary to the beliefs of like 5 Billion of your fellow Earth dwellers, being that no one goes to heaven and therefor to hell. The only conclusion is that you must not believe in an afterlife.
Without an afterlife, what's the point of religion, to recruit a ready supply of alter-boys to fondle?
I hardly know where to start, Ed.
1) Why did you appeal to consensus when all you had to do to put me in my place was to point to any Bible passage which promises Heaven? (You don't know one, of course, because none exist.)
2) I couldn't care less what 5 billion uninformed\ill-informed people believe. The Bible clearly teaches that no one goes to Heaven and that's good enough for me.
3) You err in thinking that the alternative to Heaven is hell. According to the Bible no one goes to hell, either. (Not the common perception of hell, anyway.) God nowhere threatens to BBQ humans for a single minute, much less for all eternity.
4) And, yes, I believe in an afterlife. The dead "sleep" (to use the Biblical term) until the resurrection. After that the sheep are separated from the goats. The sheep live forever on an Edenic Earth in healthy, pain-free bodies. The goats will cease to exist.
Hence the saying, "Born once, die twice. Born twice, die once"
In the NIV Bible, the word "heaven" appears 422 times.....yeah I have NO IDEA why people believe in it. It's quite the mystery.
What difference does it make when or where you actually reside there? Maybe you just chill in your dirt nap until the rapture.
Where does it say that the souls of unbelievers cease to exist? Could be, but still, what difference does it make?
"In the NIV Bible, the word "heaven" appears 422 times.....yeah I have NO IDEA why people believe in it."
Why they believe in the Bible? The NIV Bible? Heaven? What?
Why people believe in the existence and promise of heaven, of course. Did you loose concentration?
"Did you loose concentration?"
Of course not. Your post could have intended any of the three meanings. Thank you for clarifying which of the three you meant.
The subject on the table is not just believing in heaven. There are three heavens and I believe in all three of them. But I don't believe that humans ever go to any of the three because our only source of information on the subject, the Bible, says we don't.
Christians (hint, hint) really ought not depend so heavily on other people (lying-ass preachers, mainly) for the fundamentals of their faith. Much of what they are told is not faithful to the only reliable resource on such matters.
3 heavens? For the first time since I started this blog, I have no words.
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