Mike Huckabee wants you to know that rape isn't all that bad. After all, he knows at least two, count 'em TWO, people who were the products of forcible rape and they turned out alright. So how bad could it be ladies?
From Huckabee's radio show......"Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape," Huckabee said of the late American gospel singer. One-time presidential candidate Huckabee added: "I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape.
So I guess consensual sex as a means of procreation should be utterly discredited once and for all. After all, consensual sex gave us Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and Rosie O'Donnell. Gee, now that I look at it through Huck's eyes, I'm almost disappointed that I wasn't the product of rape. I'd probably have fulfilled most of my potential and amounted to something rather than be the bitter disappointment I am.
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