Aspiring terrorist to FBI: I'll work for you as an operative if you'll send me to Somalia to train as a terrorist.
FBI to aspiring terrorist: No thanks. You're under arrest.
Apparently this disgruntled American student wanted badly to be a terrorist but couldn't figure out how to get to the training camps in Somalia to volunteer, so he contacted the FBI and volunteered his services as an agent if they agreed to send him there. Heh heh.
Here's a helpful image of what a dumb terrorist might look like....