“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Live long and prosper

As a public service to all my readers, in accordance with new medical evidence, I'd like to present the latest in gerontology research....

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.

TRR readers, you owe it to yourselves and your families to extend your lives as long as possible so, do your duty and stare at this picture for no less than 10 minutes.

You're welcome.


Melison said...

I guess you're going to stop running around your neighborhood now?

Glen said...

For all those who have not guessed, this is an urban myth of long standing.