If you want to fritter away a few minutes of valuable work time, check out my 3 favorite Homer Simpson quotes....
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
You can find the whole list of Homer Simpson's 50 funniest quotes here.
Hat tip NealBoortz