“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, February 22, 2007

Homer's funniest quotes

If you want to fritter away a few minutes of valuable work time, check out my 3 favorite Homer Simpson quotes....

"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."


You can find the whole list of Homer Simpson's 50 funniest quotes here.

Hat tip NealBoortz

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