“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, January 21, 2011

Mobster Name Generator

Because mobsters love to give each other colorful nicknames, I thought I'd get one for my self. I headed over to Mobster Name Generator and it gave me Sylvio Hankypants as my mobster nick-name....heh heh. You should get one for yourself and report back here. Let's see who's got the best one. Click on the link and see what comes up.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Supa Gangsta"

Easy Mike said...

Old Dirty Jamaican. I'll express my feelings about this name in Limerick form:

I wish my name was cooler
Something like Gangster or Super
I'm not a dog, just a pup
I thought I'd measure up
But the mob used a much different ruler.

Why can't I get a name like Capone?
Such a terrible name I own
But I don't need a rad one
The Birdman didn't have one
But it would sure give my name a new tone.

Ed said...

Not bad Mike, not bad at all. You have a gift for writing limericks. Not everybody can do it.