Folks, you can't write comedy gold like this.....
"What are you doing?" Deanne, 44, asked David, 50, when she heard his urine spraying the floor, according to what she told authorities.
She said her husband then slapped her about the head with a towel and, in retaliation, she threw a glass from her nightstand at his face. It hit him in the nose, a report states, and blood poured down his chest and arms.
Then, Deanne "ran into the bathroom and slipped on David's pee," the report states.
She told deputies David kicked her in the ribs while she was on the ground, and she crawled to get her phone and called 911.
She said her husband then slapped her about the head with a towel and, in retaliation, she threw a glass from her nightstand at his face. It hit him in the nose, a report states, and blood poured down his chest and arms.
Then, Deanne "ran into the bathroom and slipped on David's pee," the report states.
She told deputies David kicked her in the ribs while she was on the ground, and she crawled to get her phone and called 911.
I don't know how that compares with a typical night at your house but, that sounds a tad chaotic to me. She gave him a bloody nose, slipped on his pee, and then he kicked her in the ribs......I'd pay good money to watch a re-enactment of that.
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