“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, August 06, 2009

Dumbest kid ever, rats on self

Here's a kid who's destined for a life of couch-potatoeing...

Jake O'Donnell has a passion for Wii, and when he wanted advice on the best games he turned to Electronic Gaming. But when he checked the mailbox a few weeks ago, it wasn't games, but girls on the cover.

"I saw two magazines with my name on it, so I went back to the house and showed it to my mom," said the 12 year old.


What does this say about the future of western civilization when boys old enough to appreciate women, choose stupid video-game magazines over hot chicks...and tell their mom about it?

Ok, Ok....you can keep your hate-mail to yourselves. I'm about half kidding....half.

Hat tip to Fark.

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