Posted by Reid:
My name is Erin Andrews (see photo attached). I have been victimized. Some moronic, recidivist deviant has filmed me in the privacy of my private hotel room. Unfortunately for me I wasn't smart enough to wear clothes as I was parading around. Please help me find this low life and retrieve my dignity. I know now that when I darken the hallowed sidelines of this falls best SEC classic football games I will only be detracting from the games as many male attendees will forgo their ritualistic team bravado to jeer and deride me, sending me quickly to my hotel room to relive this travesty again and again. Please help me!!!
If only the President can find a way to outlaw video peephole cameras the world would be a safe place..