“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, August 08, 2008

Liar.. Liar.. Pants On Fire...


Well all those rumors that Ed has been spreading about "The Breck Girl" being gay are officially squashed. He will admit tonight that he did have an extra-marital affair with Ms. Hunter. The sad part about this is that he takes his lying bride down with him. Apparently a few months ago he revealed the whole affair thing to his family. Since then, Lizzie has been staunchly at her husbands side defending him against these "horrible and demeaning accusations". Only horrible and demeaning if they ain't true there Liz-meister. Remember Liz, as you have physically struggled dealing with your cancer, Johnny has been out playing the field. I guess he was just testing the waters to see if a full scale campaign was warranted after you were the EX- Mrs. Breck Girl.
He is a complete douchebag. His wife, however, could be worse. I hope she can prove to the world that Lil J is worth forgiving. That he actually has a redeeming social quality that I have somehow overlooked and that the marriage is worth salvaging. If not, then she is simply a money grubbing $$$re.
I feel repulsed that Democratic party will soon parade J. Ed, his wife, and girly around at the National Convention. I'm sure they will spin this as a new way to look at the definition of marriage. Since they now have convinced the Left Coast that "Same-Sex" is okay, why can't this be next. John-Boy hasn't been a poster child for anything in quite a while. Please pick him as the running mate. That would be such a forgiving and far-sighted gesture that it would insure defeat in the fall.
Sh-Boom Sh-Boom... Life could be a dream , sweetheart..(if I didn't get caught).

2 comments:

Tracie said...

LOL! Good post!

Anonymous said...

Great post!

This "story" was inevitable and should come as no surprise save those who thought he was gay. I always thought prissy yes, deceitful yes, gay no. And right on cue another (former) leader takes the plunge. When are we going to demand more of our leaders. Are Americans so stupid as to continue to support these folks. A quick glimpse at "People" magazine screams a disheartening "yes".