Treating the symptom, not the problem

It's just after 9:00 here and already, I've grossed myself out...

I'm not a big fan or anything but even I can recognize talent and potential when I see it. In addition to all her other personal problems, Amy Winehouse is also dealing with complexion issues...

A friend of Amy’s told England’s Daily Star:

“Amy’s sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she’s out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work.”

URINE OINTMENT??? Oh, I don't know, Amy. How about putting down the crack pipe, kicking the meth habit, and stop putting cigarettes out on your face? That might help the skin problems. How about starting with that?