“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, March 09, 2007

I'm getting fatter by the minute

Man, this guy at work just came around with a box of girl scout cookies...Samoas. He bought them from the daughter of another guy here, and he asked me to help him eat the box or he would devour the whole thing himself. Now I've got a half dozen of the chocolate, caramel, coconut delights on my desk. I don't need this...it's almost summer and my swim suits are tight enough as it is.

Seriously, tell me of any other marketing tactic as insidiously effective as having doe-eyed little girls selling delicious cookies to people. Marketing gold I tell you, marketing gold!

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