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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Tuesday, December 12, 2006

...it's the motion of the ocean.

I don't typically comment on stories like this, but this is kind of funny. First it was the Germans, now the Indians have a study about male endowment...

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.

It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.

The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.


And then this is my favorite line in the story.

Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

"Length and breadth"...heh, heh.

p.s. Are those Halloween condoms? They're orange.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

These baloons are specially designed for the Volunteer nation and for the Indian people. Neither group has a measurable breadth or length. Unfortunately, they all missed the class on utilization of this product and keep multiplying at a fast rate. To scary.

Anonymous said...

Photo evidences indicates the coloring to be more of a natural melon shade. This coloring allows the user to differintiate between protection and projection. This sometimes is clearly an issue. These products are being knotted at the ends, and the Indian female (and male)recipients feel this is for extra pleasure. The bigger problem in Inda stems from the users trying to get a good fit on their fingers, toes and tongues in an attempt not to catch an STD while engaging in unsafe frolic. Men users resemble a rooster as they use an entire box at each sexual encounter. More on this story later.