“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, December 14, 2006

Breaking News...

Lettuce Suspected in Taco Bell E. Coli

The Associated Press
Wednesday, December 13, 2006; 11:10 PM

WASHINGTON -- Health officials on Wednesday zeroed in on lettuce as the likely suspect in the E. coli outbreak linked to Taco Bell.


Indignant, lettuce denies any involvement...proclaims innocence, vows to hunt down the true culprit. Points leaf at onion.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I understand that the onion took offense to this accusation, but reluctantly peeled back a layer and put the squeeze on that juicy tomato.

Ed said...

The detective emerged from the holding room, teary-eyed from his interrogation of the onion.

The thin-skinned, easily offended tomato, in a saucy reply to the detective about the onion's accusation said, "If I get canned, so will he."

Reid said...

C.Ellory Stalk, their attorney states that they have been moved to the Bloody Mary Building for further testing, as both seemed a little dicey.