“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, August 10, 2006

What an idiot...

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

Another man who was in the workshop at the time of the explosion was rushed to a hospital with severe burns, a police officer told Reuters. The workshop was destroyed and several cars parked outside caught fire.

Police found several unexploded army issue rocket-propelled grenades in the workshop. They believe the ammunition had been brought there by scavengers wanting to sell them as scrap metal, but they also are investigating a possible link to Rio's heavily armed drug gangs who often raid military bases

Dude whacks an RPG with a hammer...what did he expect?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

From Confidential Sources:

These RPG's were being amassed for shipment to Ohio to be used by the local Ohio Terrorist Maurice Clarett. Also discovered in the facility were bullet proof vests(used by all major running backs to protect from rib injuries while driving), cans of spray paint(grafitti), and a pack of football trading cards (with the bubble gum stick) all of Inmate Clarett. I'll bet he can help solve the problem in the Mideast. He has been so mistreated by this country, that all Arabs will feel sorry for him

Anonymous said...

Clarett had such an arsenal, he could be the poster boy for the Army's recruiting campaign --- "An Army of One".