This is just an appaulingly stupid way to die...
Woman Dies During Liposuction at Home Jul 31 11:35 AM US/Eastern
A man was arrested on charges of practicing medicine without a license after a woman died during a liposuction procedure performed in the basement of a home, authorities said Monday.
If you're so determined to get skinny that you would let a pretend doctor perform surgery on you in his basement, why not use that determination to diet a little bit and take a couple of laps once in a while?
Seriously, who doesn't know better than to have surgery done in somebody's basement O.R.?
You all know what I think about stupid people killing themselves in the most astonishingly idiotic ways such as frolicking with wild animals, my favorite, but this way is even more insane.