Muslim Nobel laureates, few and far between

Well, 2015 was a banner year for Muslim Nobel laureates. For the fifth time in over a hundred years, a Muslim (possibly) has won a Nobel Prize. Aziz Sancar, a Turkish-American biochemist and molecular biologist specializing in DNA repair was awarded the Nobel Prize in Chemistry in 2015.

I say possibly because in his Wiki page the word "Muslim" does not appear and he states, "I am a Turk, that's it."

But since Islamic winners of Nobel prizes for science or literature are scarcer than men who've walked on the moon, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. I discount the Peace Prize, which they've won a few times, because we all know that the Peace Prize is a joke since it isn't based on anything intellectual, just political.

I've included some helpful images of the inventions by Muslims that advanced the human condition and modern civilization by leaps and bounds.

Top--As nomadic Muslims came in from the maddening sun they realized they needed to tell time indoors so they invented this indoor sun dial....brilliant!

Bottom--And for the absent-minded Islamic scientist in hot pursuit of a Nobel Prize who, when inspiration strikes, cannot find anything with which to write it down, here is the Pen-Finder device.

Hat tip to PlancksConstant.

German women learn a hard lesson in multiculturalism

Despite the quisling German media trying to hide it, we now know that the hundreds of sexual assaults of German women on New Year's Eve in numerous cities, were at the hands of Arabic/Muslim men, many of whom claimed to police they were recent Syrian refugees.

These three German dopes are probably rethinking their invitation.

Judge Roy Moore, tilting at the gay-marriage windmill

Meet Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, asshole of the week. Yesterday he ordered all state probate judges NOT to issue any marriage licenses to same-sex couples on the grounds that the Supreme Court ruling of last year only applies to the four states who were represented in that case. This idea is based on his belief that only the states have the right to define "marriage".

According to Roy's logic, only those arrested in Arizona must be read their Miranda rights and that black kids must be allowed in white schools, only in Kansas.

Look, I'm usually a states-rights guy but when the Supreme Court weighs in on a topic, it's pretty much the law of the land sooner or later, like it or not.

Moore hasn't been on TV for a while bleating about the ten commandments in his courthouse or whatever, so this is how he stays relevant to the dumb hillbillies who voted for him as Chief Justice.

The last thing Alabama needs is a renegade hick in a position of power, on TV, tilting at the same-sex windmill, making the state look more backward than everybody believes it already is.

Achmed the incompetent terrorist

Heh heh, terrorism fail......

On the one year anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, a lone knife-man wearing a fake bomb vest yelled "Allahu Akbar" before trying to stab somebody. Of course, understandably jittery Paris cops spotted the vest with wires and shot him.

Perhaps somebody should have explained how terrorism and martyrdom work in Islam. I doubt Allah smiles on jihadists who get themselves killed without killing anybody.

Sorry Achmed, no paradise for you, just plain old hell. ;-)

Entry-level jobs are for entry-level workers

In case you don't understand the obvious relationship between the minimum wage and employment, let me learn you some kindergarten-level economic truth:

In July, Illinois raised it's minimum wage to $10 and saw a drop in employment as service-industry and fast-food workers got laid off. In Seattle the wage is already $13 and will soon be $15. They've seen a drastic drop in employment as well. 

Whenever the government mandates wage increases, there is a concomitant drop in employment in that sector. Employers have rightly calculated that washing lettuce isn't worth that much, fired their lettuce washers, and assigned that task to somebody else.

The MW in that state will be raised to $13 by 2019.

Entry-level jobs are for entry-level workers like teenagers, the mildly retarded, and anybody who majored in philosophy or women's studies in college. They are not careers.

Not a career.

German women pay the price for Merkel's political correctness

On New Year's eve in Cologne, Germany, as celebrations progressed, as many as 1,000 Muslim men rampaged through the crowd sexually assaulting women and raping at least one. Despicably, the media didn't report at first the ethnicity of the savage horde, but Stewart Varney on Fox News did this morning.

But, Germany invited these people in to their country by the millions so they have nobody to blame but Angela Merkel and themselves for electing her.

With this news, Donald Trump's idea for a moratorium on Muslim immigration seems more and more reasonable......and it backs Hillary into an uncomfortable, election-year corner as she's on the record as being FOR taking in Syrian immigrants by the hundreds of thousands, no questions asked.

Johnny Football's short, short career

Heh heh, Johnny Manziel is trying his best to get kicked out of Cleveland(and who can blame him?) and maybe the NFL. He's been showing up drunk to team meetings and partied in disguise in Vegas the day before the season finale game.

Watch the end of Johnny Football's short career in 3....2......1

Look at his girlfriend.....if the eyes are the window to the soul, her soul is saying, "Eeeew, somebody call the cops". 

Koko, unwitting puppet of the deranged left

In a last ditch effort to resuscitate the debunked, idiotic climate-change hoax, envirokooks are resorting to Koko the gorilla as a spokesperson. Supposedly, Koko "knows" over 1000 words, or symbols for things, whatever, but can also formulate complex thoughts such as contemplating the future, employing conjunctions in sentences, accurately using adjectives such as "stupid" in obscure inferences, and using words metaphorically such as "nature WATCHES you".

Here's an excerpt, see if you can keep a straight face through it.....

[‘I am gorilla, I am flowers, animals. I am Nature. Koko love man. Earth Koko love.

‘But man stupid… stupid! Koko sorry, Koko cry. Time hurry. Fix Earth! Help Earth! Hurry! Protect Earth. Nature watches you. Thank you.’]

To borrow a phrase from Koco, this might be the stupidest thing I've read in the last year. Animals cannot perform any of the indirect thinking tasks above, nor do I believe Koko is capable of conceptualizing "Earth". It's ridiculous!

Establishment scheming in Iowa

I just read about a possible Iowa conspiracy between Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum to throw the weight of their supporters behind Rubio in order to defeat Ted Cruz.

Two observations: first, Rick Santorum is still in the race? Who knew?
And second, Huck and Santorum together represent at least tens of supporters, I doubt Cruz is too worried about their scheming. Heh heh.

Below, Santorum and Huckabee indicate the literal number of supporters each has in Iowa. 

Add another to the hate-crime hoax list

When a suspicious fire broke out at a mall mosque in Houston earlier this week, the local Islamic contingent and media happily jumped to the conclusion that some white, hillbilly, Islamophobic bible-clinger was the likely culprit. That particular narrative is too good to check.

Turns out it was probably set by this guy, Gary Moore, in what was in all likelihood another in the long list of hate-crime hoaxes. Despite the fact that hate and violence toward Americans is being preached in many mosques right here in the US, Americans refuse to punish Muslims for it. So what's an ambitious, enterprising victim to do when his perceived enemies refuse to victimize him? Why set the fire himself and then scream "hate crime" to anybody who'll listen, that's what.