In a last ditch effort to resuscitate the debunked, idiotic climate-change hoax, envirokooks are resorting to Koko the gorilla as a spokesperson. Supposedly, Koko "knows" over 1000 words, or symbols for things, whatever, but can also formulate complex thoughts such as contemplating the future, employing conjunctions in sentences, accurately using adjectives such as "stupid" in obscure inferences, and using words metaphorically such as "nature WATCHES you".
Here's an excerpt, see if you can keep a straight face through it.....
[‘I am gorilla, I am flowers, animals. I am Nature. Koko love man. Earth Koko love.
‘But man stupid… stupid! Koko sorry, Koko cry. Time hurry. Fix Earth! Help Earth! Hurry! Protect Earth. Nature watches you. Thank you.’]
To borrow a phrase from Koco, this might be the stupidest thing I've read in the last year. Animals cannot perform any of the indirect thinking tasks above, nor do I believe Koko is capable of conceptualizing "Earth". It's ridiculous!
2 comments:
People will lap this up.
Sadly, David is right. The so called "low information" crowd, who think outfits like PETA are righteous, will love this crap.
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