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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, January 07, 2016

Achmed the incompetent terrorist

Heh heh, terrorism fail......
On the one year anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, a lone knife-man wearing a fake bomb vest yelled "Allahu Akbar" before trying to stab somebody. Of course, understandably jittery Paris cops spotted the vest with wires and shot him.
Perhaps somebody should have explained how terrorism and martyrdom work in Islam. I doubt Allah smiles on jihadists who get themselves killed without killing anybody.
Sorry Achmed, no paradise for you, just plain old hell. ;-)


Bill said...

Suicide by Gendarme?

Ed said...

Yeah. Apparently the dude ran right at the cops yelling "Allahu Akbar" and they could clearly see his vest with wires hanging out. I'd have shot him too.

Ed said...

Nervous Paris cops are probably not the ones to be f'd with these days.

Bill said...

The French police use a slightly modified version of my favorite rifle - the Ruger Mini 14. What a sweet little carbine.