Heh heh, terrorism fail......
On the one year anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, a lone knife-man wearing a fake bomb vest yelled "Allahu Akbar" before trying to stab somebody. Of course, understandably jittery Paris cops spotted the vest with wires and shot him.
Perhaps somebody should have explained how terrorism and martyrdom work in Islam. I doubt Allah smiles on jihadists who get themselves killed without killing anybody.
Sorry Achmed, no paradise for you, just plain old hell. ;-)