“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Thursday, March 17, 2016

A dumb-ass American in North Korea

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? 

Heh heh, this crybaby got busted trying to steal a propaganda banner from his hotel in North Korea, and after a 1-hour circus trial, got sentenced to 15 years of hard labor in the worst country in the whole world to do time in. 

His embarrassed parents would probably be working harder to get him back if he had taken his medicine like a man instead of a blubbering milksop.

When we see him again in 2031, he'll weigh like 105, suffer from scurvy, and won't have many teeth left, but at least he'll be a little tougher. 



Bill said...

I find it hard to have sympathy for someone who willingly presents himself to a tyrannical regime that is renowned for hostage taking. Having recently sold their most recent crop of hostages, the NORK's were clearly in need of replenishment.

He will be ransomed at some point.

David said...

He ia a pawn. There is more to this story.

Ed said...

Of whom is he a pawn, Dave? The American government?

David said...

Snot sure yet.

Bill said...

He's hardly the first clueless American to become a hostage of the NORK's by presenting his pink body on their territory.

Ed said...

I'd like to see him cry and beg for his freedom in some more hilarious press conferences.....I was amused by that.