During my week vacationing in the lovely state of Florida, I have finally come up with a solution to 3 major problems plaguing these United States. The problems are:
Illegal Immigration
Post Katrina rebuilding
Alligators killing Floridians
My solution is simple: Dig a ditch 10' deep and 30' wide along the border of Mexico. Take the dirt and dump it in the New Orleans area to create higher and stronger levies as well as to generally raise the level of the area. Fill the ditch with some water and relocate the alligators to the ditch. All 3 problems are solved. The illegals will stop streaming in because the alligators will eat them. The alligators are not being mistreated as they are being moved to an area witha bountiful food supply, and the laggards in the Big Sleezy can shut up as their beloved levies will now be at least 10-15' taller.I will now be moving on to another set of complex tasks and their solutions.
3 comments:
Reid, that's why I like you. You're a solutions guy not a problems guy.
A 3000mile mote...not bad at all.
run for office.
you know, the only problem with this solution, is that people in new orleans dont want higher levees, and people in florida dont want the alligators gone, and people in texas, and the illegals, dont want the ditch, they all want one thing. Monetary compensation. Otherwise this is an awesome solution.
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