Mrs. Silky Pony

Just when you thought the Silky Pony couldn't get any stupider, we hear that his wife, Elizabeth has decided to not eat any foods that aren't locally produced. You see the global hoax known as man-made global warming includes fossile-fuel combustion, which is part of transportation costs, in it's rediculous calculation of carbon footprint size. Dumb, rich liberals think that by pretending to sacrifice in their own lives, they are setting a good example for the little people to follow. As her personal sacrifice, Mrs. Breck Girl is giving up Tangerines, since they aren't grown in North Carolina.

I have an idea for the absurdly rich Edwards family...how about living in a house not the size of the SuperDome...that would be a start.

Tangerines, now on the list of things you can't have if you want to save Mother Earth.