Chips or brussel sprouts?

Having solved all of lifes important mysteries like why people get cancer, how to cure world hunger, and understanding Pauli Shore's comedy, Canadian researchers have finally solved the age old mystery of childhood obesity. It turns out kids like junk food better than vegetables...

HALIFAX, Nova Scotia, July 9 (UPI) -- A study of Canadian fifth-graders found they prefer larger portions of snacks and fast foods and smaller portions of vegetables than recommended.

You don't say? I guess Canadian moonbats don't have enough to worry about with a failed health-care system, Muslim dihimmitude, and that Porky's and Meatballs remain their top grossing films of all time. They are tackling Canada's really difficult problems like why children like junk food more than collard greens. Gimme a break!

I like junk food better than collard greens too.