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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

This is pure insanity...

Woman swallows 320 heroin-filled condoms

Customs officers in Sydney have intercepted an Australian woman who swallowed 320 condoms full of heroin in an attempt to smuggle the drug into the country.
The 25-year-old Australian was stopped as she came off a flight from Singapore last Sunday, June 18, on suspicion that she was concealing drugs internally.
The woman has been in hospital under medical supervision while the condoms, containing approximately 300 grams of heroin, passed from her system.
The charge carries a maximum penalty of $825,000 and/or life imprisonment.


What could possibly possess a person to act as a drug mule for a heroin dealer by swallowing 300 grams of heroin...I mean besides the obvoius...her being an addict? What would happen if even one of the 320 condoms broke and she absorbed almost a gram of straight heroin into her system at once? Would that not kill you? It's unbelievable to me what some people are capable of attempting.

So I guess there are openings down-under for ambitious, creative drug mules...perhaps Cedric could emmigrate there and find work since America has disappointed him so.

3 comments:

Reid said...

I feel quite sure that this lovely young lady was completely innocent. I feel compelled to cry that she was profiled in an airport and that this is wrong. I feel that if I keep up this tripe and crap any longer I will nauseate myself.

Stupid, ignorant, and just plain dumb - all can describe this girl. I can't help but wonder what kind of trouble she was in to even remotely consider this offer.

Forget her potential health issues if one or more condums ruptured inside her, lets think about how long she would be alive after the last ounce of ipecac was poured down her throat by the pusher. Would her last minutes on this planet have been spent vomitting
and being sexually violated, probably by multiple people. Imagine the thrill these degenerates could have as they watched her retch out small rubber balls of cocaine. After that she probably gets a dose of exlax and is set on a bare stark floor to roll around sick in her own feces as she outputs the afore mentioned gastronomically processed drug bags.

Nice visual image isn't it. You can bet that those of us with children should share the story with our kids. Honesty and communication can solve many issues such as this.

I will pray for this girl. She obviously need guidance and help.

Ed said...

I don't think I've ever seen a comment go as dramatically from hilarious sarcasm to disgusting tragedy so fast as this one.

The desent from hilarity to depressing tragedy got my stomach like my first ride on the Great Gasp.

Reid said...

Thank you. I feel quite satisfied that my tone was received as intended. By the way, has she ever lived in Nortern Idaho ? Just a small mental query.

Wonder if she is a forme LA'n and was just trying to get away from all those "bad" Cedric type people