So apparently there is some confusion under Sharia law regarding how a jihadi maniac is supposed to treat the infidel women he captures in war. So, wanting to standardize the rape rules, a prominent ISIS cleric issued a fatwa on the matter. And then to regulate the enslavement of women as well as the cool stuff they win on the field of battle, ISIS created its first cabinet-level agency.......The Department of Spoils.
Heh heh, sounds like something from a cartoon.
Among the rules for slave owners is: a Muslim man shouldn't rape both a daughter and mother, better to sell one of them to a friend.
Also father and son jihadis should not rape the same woman, better the son find his own sex slave, maybe buy one from a friend who has two.
As horrible as all this is, that is not the take-away message from this blog post. The take-away message is that they actually have an official Department of Spoils. And I don't care what you say, you have to respect the brazenness of that, just a little.