Regular reader Dave sent this amusing story in: Apparently a couple of idiots decided to go on a robbery spree in Florida and when the cops showed up, one of them jumped into a nearby lake to hide. Unbeknownst to him, a lake where an 11 alligator lived. His body was found a week later and his hand and foot were found inside the gator.
Heh heh, there are gators in every body of water in Florida......do not swim there unless at the beach.
The only sad thing about this story is the gator was caught and euthanized.......but why? He was just doing what gators do. It's not like he barged into somebody's house and ate them while they watched Dancing With The Stars or something.