Time change this weekend

All you adolescent jihidis out there, don't forget to set your science project "clocks" back an hour on Sunday night or you might miss an opportunity to terrify your school teacher, a visit with the Islamophile President, and a free trip to the radical Islamist country of your choice.

Islam summed up in a single telling graphic

When are our quisling rulers going to stop bending a knee to this virulent scourge, and start treating Islam like the metastatic cancer it is?

It's almost time, Nerds

Nerds, in less than two months the Star Wars movie will be out. If you happen to need a couple of coffee mugs, you could do a lot worse than these two that commemorate the most famous exchange between Han and Leia.

Sears cowers in the face of the enemy

Sears used to sell this infidel hat, but when one Muslim complained about it, the media cheered, and Sears obsequiously caved and pulled it from sale entirely. 

I'd bet that if he demanded that all Sears employees grovel on the floor in the general direction of Mecca five times a day, they'd issue prayer rugs for that too. 

Never has the conquering Islamic hordes encountered less resistance than from modern western civilizations. It's embarrassing. 

First Sweden, then Germany, then who?

At current colonization rates by Muslim "refugees", Swedes will be a minority in their own country by 2025. Happy to be taken care of by Sweden's generous social welfare programs, Muslims' demand on the system will collapse their economy shortly thereafter. 

Germany, apparently undeterred by Sweden's imminent moribundity, will be only a few short years behind. 

And John Kerry announced recently that the US will invite no less than 175,000 additional derelict Muslims to come aboard the US welfare gravy train by 2017. 

Here are the Muslims in Sweden showing their gratitude and thanks to their host country. 

Germany, it's been nice knowing you

This is a disgusting refugee center in Lubeck, Germany. (Thanks to quisling chancellor Angela Merkel, Germany is expected to receive 1.5Million refugees this year alone) Of course expecting third-world welfare colonists to clean up after themselves, or even make their own beds, can be considered xenophobic and anti-Muslim, so the town decided that local high-school kids should do it for them as part of their "practical curriculum".

Instead of learning math and physics, dozens of 8th and 9th graders are being conscripted to make up the beds and clean up the filth, including urine-saturated clothes, left over from the refugees.

Bizarrely, a few small villages are being saddled with more refugees than there are citizens in the village, essentially erasing the village entirely.

At this pace, Germany will cease to exist as a functioning democracy in about 2 generations and the economic engine of old Europe will be a moribund shell if its former self, overwhelmed by the pressure of welfare demanded by millions of hostile, unassimilated colonists.

Israel gets the typical media treatment

This pretty aptly sums up how the media treat the poor, put-upon Palestinians and how they treat the evil Jooos. 

When karma strikes, it can burn

I swiped this pic and story off Twitter so I can't vouch for it's authenticity, but it's too funny not to share. 

Heh heh, this idiot Palestinian rioter tried to throw a Molotov cocktail at Israeli soldiers and accidentally set himself on fire instead. Instant karma, epic fail!

The irony is that he'll probably have his burns treated by Israeli doctors.

Daniel Craig, meet the hand that feeds you

Would anybody know who Daniel Craig was, I mean other than arm-candy for wife Rachel Weisz, if not for the James Bond role? He made $31Million for Skyfall alone.

That's why it's so odd that he suddenly thinks he's above the Bond role, squeaking recently, "I'd rather slash my wrists than make another Bond film".....whining that it doesn't allow him enough "range" as an actor.

Talk about biting the hand.

Just shut-up Daniel, keep making Bond films that are fun to watch, and take the money and run.

anti-gun idiocy summed up in a single meme

This sums up the stupidity of the concept of a gun-free zone as aptly as anything I've seen....

Pets delight us by trying to kill their owners......#2,482

Heh heh, this idiot pet-store owner in Kentucky was cleaning the cage of his 125lb, 20 foot python when it grabbed him and strangled him almost to death.

Somebody called the cops and they found him unconscious with the shake wrapped completely around his head. He was revived and taken to the hospital in critical condition.

Is it just me, or should the snake have been allowed to dine on its moron owner? If anybody's stupid-genes deserve to be lost to the greater pool, they're this guy's. I mean the time he spent not breathing probably made him a little dumber and he didn't have any smarts to spare.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, reptiles aren't your friend. To them you are either a predator or you're food, neither will work out well for you.

Feminists fall for "Pee For Equality" hoax......hilarity ensues

To be quite honest, I cannot name a group with less humor and more smug self importance than feminists. That's why they're so much fun to ridicule and why this story is so hilarious.  

Remember when feminists performed "slut walks" to oppose something called "slut shaming" and wore tampons as jewelry and posted pics of themselves bleeding to oppose imaginary "period shaming", whatever that is? Some guys over at 4Chan created a phony movement called Piss For Equality, knowing that stupid feminists would jump at the chance to wallow in their own urine to make some stupid statement. 

Well here's one. Hahahahahaha. I'll bet the 4Chan guys couldn't stop laughing at these dumb broads peeing on themselves. I know I couldn't. 

Putin bullies Obama and Obama takes it

Russia claimed that it was in Syria to help Assad destroy ISIS, and after establishing an air base there, Russian planes began attacking positions around Syria. Turns out, those positions weren't ISIS positions, but those held by anti-Assad Syrian rebels.

Obviously Russia is there solely to prop up the murderous Assad as an ally, not to kill ISIS. That may come later once Assad is once again firmly in control of Syria.

Putin knows that Obama is not only a weak metrosexual who cares more about imaginary climate change than American national security, but that he is hostile to the interests of his own country. Further, Putin knows that Obama cares only that his legacy includes that HE got the US out of the middle east, and that he cares not about the aftermath, which we now know includes a Russian political hegemony to replace the American presence there.

Unfortunately it's too late to do anything about it short of a limited fighting war with Russia in the air over Syria. We aren't going to get into that, Obama will pull back entirely before that happens.

Bottom line, Obama just got his lunch money taken away by the playground bully, Putin.

It's embarrassing.