Heh heh, this idiot pet-store owner in Kentucky was cleaning the cage of his 125lb, 20 foot python when it grabbed him and strangled him almost to death.
Somebody called the cops and they found him unconscious with the shake wrapped completely around his head. He was revived and taken to the hospital in critical condition.
Is it just me, or should the snake have been allowed to dine on its moron owner? If anybody's stupid-genes deserve to be lost to the greater pool, they're this guy's. I mean the time he spent not breathing probably made him a little dumber and he didn't have any smarts to spare.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, reptiles aren't your friend. To them you are either a predator or you're food, neither will work out well for you.