NEWS FLASH -- dirty, smelly hippies are dirty and smelly

The amorphous rabble calling themselves protesters down at Wall Street are preventing basic sanitation services from being performed in the park in which they squat. Here's a city official's comment on the situation.....

From CBSLocal -- “Sanitation is a growing concern,” Brookfield said in a statement. “Normally the park is cleaned and inspected every weeknight. . . because the protesters refuse to cooperate. . .the park has not been cleaned since Friday, September 16th and as a result, sanitary conditions have reached unacceptable levels.”

When the tea-party demonstrators hold rallies, they scrupulously obey the demonstration laws, respect law enforcement, pick up after themselves, and then go home to bed. After all, tea-party people have jobs to go to first thing in the morning.

These dirty derelicts at Wall Street aren't respecting any laws, are fighting with the cops, aren't showering, and generally are creating a bio-hazard area out of a public-use park.

Somebody quick, call the Orkin man.