Remember yesterday when I told you how we like to poke fun of people who get hit by trains? Well, I didn't think it would happen again so soon...
A woman who leaned over a station platform to vomit was hit in the head by a 65mph train – and SURVIVED.
Amazingly, the 28-year-old wasn’t knocked on to the tracks and suffered only a fractured skull and cut face.
Don't even think about accusing me of calousness. You know you laughed when you read that first sentence. I mean of all the places on Earth to vomit, you choose the path of a speeding train. I'm sorry, but that's funny as heck!