“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Thursday, March 12, 2020

Hirsuited hipsters doomed to Coronavirus infection

Headline: [Men with facial hair are at greater risk for contracting Coronavirus because beards prevent respirators from properly sealing to the face.]

Hipsters everywhere reportedly distraught. ðŸ˜‚🤣😂

I've included this helpful graphic guide to CDC-approved facial hair patterns.


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