Dumb hippies adore their own waste

That environmentalists are fetishistically obsessed with their own waste is well documented here, and here, as well as other places, but this is their most disgusting idea yet.....

The Bio-Bug has been converted by a team of British engineers to be powered by biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.

They believe the car is a viable alternative to electric vehicles.

Excrement flushed down the lavatories of just 70 homes is enough to power the car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.

Is there a toilet seat in the back seat so you and your smelly, hippie friends can pinch a loaf directly into the tank and just keep on truckin'? Is anybody besides me wondering about the obvious smell, or may we assume that pot smoke, missed baths, and patchouli will drown it out? I swear, the stupidity of environmentalists knows no bounds.

Ed's Deep-South Spa and Resort for Personal Cleansing

There is no New-Age activity so stupid, that granola-munching hippies won't try it. Out in Sedona, AZ., James Ray set up a personal cleansing spa for hippies with lots of time and money. Much of the cleansing week consisted of marathon, desert hikes without food or water, after which they would cram a couple dozen, smelly attendees into a make-shift tent, covered with tarps and blankets, then dump hot rocks in a pit and pour water on top to make steam. Apparently nobody figured out that extreme dehydration and steam saunas don't really go together in terms of human safety, as 3-4 of the hippies died and about 20 others were hospitalized. Here's the kicker....these idiots signed a waiver of liability for things such as.....

"physical, emotional, financial or other injuries" while hiking or swimming, or during a multi-day personal and spiritual quest in the wilderness without food or water or the sweat lodge.

Some participants told detectives they paid up to $9,000 for the event. Ray's company, James Ray International, is based in Carlsbad, Calif.

$9,000 to get abused in the desert! Look, if there are any new-age hippies reading this, contact me here in Birmingham, and I'll arrange to "cleanse" you for half that. For the bargain price of $4,500, you can look forward to long hikes in the Appalachian foothills, swimming in serene lakes, Native American-like incantations, total nutritional deprivation, verbal abuse, rustic accommodations(you'll sleep in my basement), natural activities(weeding my garden and mowing my lawn), and your head will be stuffed in my smoker while I dry the herbs you harvested from my herb garden. If that doesn't cleanse you, I don't know what will....or at least it'll make you want to take a shower, go back to school, and become productive citizens again. One way you'll thank me, the other way, your parents will thank me.

Dumb environmentalists are obsessed with their own urine

The harebrained nonsense that nutty environmentalists come up with in order to slow mythical global warming or save a drop of water, has been mocked and ridiculed for years here at TRR. Well, here's the latest....

This urinal is a combination sink and urinal. The top portion contains the sink for washing your hands after going. During and after washing, the sink water cascades down to flush the urinal part of the contraption. There’s no need for a separate flush which makes this a green device, saving water.

Hey, why not? Stupid, gross hippies already drink their own urine and shower water, why not wash their hands in the same porcelain opening they pee in? How long after installation before some jerk teenager decides to pee in the hand station? 5 minutes? And how long after that before another one drops a deuce in there? Then where'll you dumb hippies wash your hands?

Thanks to Moonbattery for the story.

Hippies will do anything in the name of conservation

Just when you thought smelly hippies couldn't get any dumber....

Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water - by putting plants in the bottom of a shower.

Designers Jun Yasumoto, Vincent Vandenbrouk, Olivier Pigasse, and Alban Le Henry came up with the concept when looking for new ways to recycle precious H2O.

After you have washed in the special eco-shower the water passes down into a series of physical filters and is treated by plants such as reeds and rushes growing around your feet.

Dumb hippies figured out a way to drink their own urine, they may as well drink their own shower water too but, hey, at least they're bathing, right?

Better living through chemistry

Are you as annoyed as I am by smelly hippies pushing organic food, literally, down every body's throats? Well, this news ought to throw a wet blanket on their hash-brownie and shroom party....

LONDON (Reuters) - Organic food has no nutritional or health benefits over ordinary food, according to a major study published Wednesday.

Researchers from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine said consumers were paying higher prices for organic food because of its perceived health benefits, creating a global organic market worth an estimated $48 billion in 2007.

A systematic review of 162 scientific papers published in the scientific literature over the last 50 years, however, found there was no significant difference.

In every one of the recent food scares in which fecal bacteria sickened or killed Americans, the problem was found to have originated with the stupid organic food industry. Hippies eschew productivity, modernity, and technology in favor of the muddled confusion of drug addiction, patchouli incense, and the phony idealism of "natural food" consumption. The problem is when they fertilize their crops with raw, untreated manure, their bountiful harvest of natural goodness goes to market contaminated with e-coli and makes everybody sick. Modern agricultural technology provides us with healthy, safe produce, devoid of contaminants and harmful bacteria because they douse it with a whole range of modern chemicals.

So, the next time you smugly shop at Whole Foods and pay $7 for organic sprouts, remember my $1.29 chemically-treated sprouts are just as nutritious and unlike yours, have no chance of killing me.

Stupid hippies

I never tire of dumb, smelly-hippie stories....

Dopey cannabis growers got busted by their own smoke alarm after plugs powering lights overheated.

Neighbours on Liverpool Old Road in Walmer Bridge called the fire brigade after hearing the alarm going off in the empty house at around 10pm on Monday.

When firefighters arrived they found plugs for powerful ultra-violet lights used to boost the plants growth had been "overloaded".

See kids, when you smoke dope, not only do you lose inspiration to do anything useful, you might wind up burning down your own house.

Thanks to Fark for the link.

Your mouthwash ain't making it

Over at Conservativegrapevine, John linked to this story from the Daily Mail in the UK. Here's the jist of it....

Mouthwashes can cause oral cancer and should be removed from supermarket shelves, an expert said last night.

Smoking and alcohol consumption are well-established risk factors in oral cancer which is diagnosed in 5,000 people in the UK each year, and causes 1,600 deaths.

Professor McCullough, from Melbourne University, said the alcohol in mouthwash allows cancer-causing substances such as nicotine to penetrate the lining of the mouth more easily.

I swear! There is no little joy of life that smelly-hippy do-gooders won't try to take away. Trial lawyers must have run out of people to sue. So they awarded a grant to some hack scientist to "discover" that mouthwash causes cancer. Now the lawyers can go after any company that makes mouthwash on behalf of some idiot, life-time smoker who got mouth cancer. But they won't blame the cigarettes because they've already bled the tobacco companies dry. Mouthwash manufacturers now have the deepest pockets in town.

A virtual cookie to the first reader to name the movie referenced in the title of this post.

Computers now cause global warming

It's come to this for the eco-loonies......

Performing two Google searches from a desktop computer can generate about the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle for a cup of tea, according to new research.

While millions of people tap into Google without considering the environment, a typical search generates about 7g of CO2 Boiling a kettle generates about 15g.

Google is secretive about its energy consumption and carbon footprint. It also refuses to divulge the locations of its data centres. However, with more than 200m internet searches estimated globally daily, the electricity consumption and greenhouse gas emissions caused by computers and the internet is provoking concern.

Let's forget for a minute that CO2 is not a pollutant....after all, plants eat it, or that global warming is a myth. This isn't about the environment. This is about a sinister attempt by environmentalists--aka anti-capitalists, to tax computer use. They'll insist on a search tax that'll be invested, by the government of course, in some nutty tree-planting program or windmill factories or something equally idiotic, in order to offset the eco damage caused by you using your computer.

When are you people going to wake up? It's not about the environment at all. These former, radical hippies loathe capitalism, human progress, and technology. They also hate that there are people who have wealth they don't have, and they use the environment to tax yours away from you.



As always with subversive, environmentalist whack-jobs, the innovations that make life pleasent for humans turns out to be destructive of the environment.

Political correctness hits the quickie-oil-change industry

The question is, does a company have the right to define the appearance of it's employees who come in contact with customers?

BOSTON — A Rastafarian man who refused to shave off his beard or cut his hair to comply with Jiffy Lube's employee grooming policy can take his religious discrimination case to trial, the state's highest court ruled Tuesday.

In 2002, after Jiffy Lube put a new grooming policy in place requiring employees who worked with customers to be clean-shaven, Brown told management that his religion does not permit him to shave or cut his hair. Managers then said Brown could work only in lower bays where he did not have contact with customers.

Brown filed a discrimination lawsuit in state court in 2006.

Since when does being a smelly, dope-addled hippie qualify as a religion? I guess as long as it's not "Christianity", literally any form of deviancy can be protected as "religious freedom" by the courts.


Would you trust this guy to change your oil?

Liberal kooks reach critical mass in Denver

Alright, I know I said I wasn't going to blog on the democrats' praise-a-thon of the Obamessiah because you can watch TV with a barf-bag in your lap as easily as I can but, that doesn't mean I can't poke fun of all the kook protesters who regularly show up for these things.

Over at ConservativeGrapevine, John has a link to Doubleplusundead where you can find all the early images like this one from the Denver protests.

If you are a democrat who's voting for Obama, these verminous, degenerate, soap-averse hippies are your peers. They may be protesting the democrats to get attention, but they'll end up voting for their personal lord and savior, the Obamessiah just the same....just like you will. How embarrassing it must be for you to know that you're sharing a political foxhole with smelly riff-raff who'd rather get high and whine about the unfairness of life than get a frickin' haircut and a job.

What if they staged a protest and nobody came?

I just love when these dumb-hippie students stage a protest over something or other and try to recapture the Viet-nam protest hysteria with which their dumb-hippie parents irritated everybody in the sixties....and fail utterly and miserably. Here's a dumb-hippie, former student lamenting the apathy with which the productive class regards their pitiful protest drama...

Three protesters, a half-dozen signs and a missing petition.

"People walk past and say, 'I'm glad you're doing something,' " said Marty O'Malley, a Forest Hills council member who has attended more than 100 anti-Iraq war events, as he stood in front of Democratic U.S. Rep. Mike Doyle's Downtown office last week with the small gathering of activists.

"I want to shake them and say, 'Why aren't you doing something!?' "

You'll be shocked, shocked to hear that literally tens of people are showing up for these protest rallies. Here's a short clip of a protest rally held at Harvard to commemorate the 5th anniversary of the war in Iraq. There aren't any people there, only the dumb-hippie students who're skipping class to carry signs around in the snow. Don't watch the whole thing, you can get the point in the first 15 seconds.



Whether we agree or disagree with the war, productive Americans recognize that stupid rallies like this accomplish nothing and their time is better spent earning a living and creating wealth for themselves and thier families. It's still hilarious though!

Whack-a-Hippie

LA, the touchy feely city, where even criminals are treated with tender loving care so as not to hurt their feelings....

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Police Department has spent the past year trying to overcome the bad publicity from an immigration rally last May Day in which officers fired rubber bullets and pummeled some demonstrators with batons.

On Thursday, the department hopes to show what it's learned when officers try to keep the peace at a demonstration expected to draw at least 50,000 protesters.

Look, I don't care if the rioters are unemployed, smelly hippies ironically demonstrating on May Day for labor rights, or illegal aliens preposterously demanding automatic citizenship, if you are disrupting capitalism, the free market, and the generation of wealth by people better than you, you deserve to be whacked a couple of times by a riot cop.

Yeah, whack that smelly, degenerate hippie! He deserves a good flogging for running around the streets in the middle of the day causing trouble when he should be participating in free-market capitalism by holding a job. Whack him again!

Have another hit, dumb hippie

If smelly-hippie war protesters stay this stupid, then we've probably got very little to worry about from them.

Hat tip to Moonbattery.

Heh, heh....envirokooks!

Leave it to dumb, idle hippies to create a Rube Goldberg apparatus that duplicates gravity. This particular contraption will earn these hippies $5000 in a contest. Like Van Helsing said over at Moonbattery, " I defy anybody to take environmentalism seriously after watching this video."


But dumb, idle hippies aren't content with simply amusing each other with thier idiocy. No, they feel obligated to foist their nuttery onto unsuspecting peasants in other countries in the name of environmentalism. If these kooks wanted to supply clean water to poor villiagers, why not drill wells, build water towers, or erect a water transport system of pipes in which to carry clean water? I'll tell you why. Because dumb hippies like to think of peasant villiagers as quaint animals being kept in a third-world eco-zoo to be gawked at. Poor miserable peasants being forced by eco-hippies to remain in the 11th century so the hippies can peer at them and feel good about themselves that they're saving the Earth by keeping one more villiage from enjoying the bounty of the 21st Century.

Dumb, smelly hippies.....I swear! Maybe they should try bathing in some of that bicycle water.

Hat tip to Moonbattery.

It doesn't pay to be a smelly hippie

Seriously, this might be the funniest thing I've read all week...

BERLIN (AP) - German authorities are using scent tracking to keep tabs on possibly violent protesters against next month's Group of Eight summit - a tactic that is drawing comparisons with the methods of former East Germany's secret police.

Scent samples have been taken from an undisclosed number of people believed to be a possible danger to the upcoming summit so that police dogs can pick out the perpetrators if there is violence, the Hamburger Morgenpost reported Tuesday.

When the cops can keep tabs on you because you reek of patchouli oil and hemp, maybe it's time to do a wash.

Take a bath once in a while...smelly hippie!

Hippie idolotry

In case you doubted whether the radical environmental movement is really just a mindless cult of green zealots who worship the Goreacle, well read this and then tell me it's not a religion...

Visitors to the Gaia Napa Valley Hotel and Spa won’t find the Gideon Bible in the nightstand drawer. Instead, on the bureau will be a copy of “An Inconvenient Truth,'’ former Vice President Al Gore’s book about global warming.

They’ll also find the Gaia equipped with waterless urinals, solar lighting and recycled paper as it marches toward becoming California’s first hotel certified as “green,'’ or benevolent to the environment. Similar features are found 35 miles south at San Francisco’s Orchard Garden Hotel, which competes for customers with neighboring luxury hotels like the Ritz-Carlton and Fairmont.

This is the paper-weight with which kooky NoCal hotel owners are replacing Gideon's Bible.

Dumb hippies exercising their "rights"

Here's what your basic smelly hippie war protester looks like. Sure, he's supremely objectionable, half-witted, and smelly but this is America and there are no laws against public stupidity.

But there is another brand of stupid hippie, a vile, loathsome degenerate type of hippie. Here they are in action at the anti-war rally in SanFran last week. This is one of the most disturbing videos I've seen of stupid hippies trying to recapture their glory days of Vietnam. Listen to the chanting of the crowd. It's as awful as the images.

There is supposedly another video making the rounds, but I won't show it here, of a guy defecating on the American flag in front of women and children.

If you are aligned with the anti-war left in this country, you should look around and see with whom it is you are sleeping. These people on the left in this country are a bunch of sickos. You never, never see conservatives acting like this. And if you did, the media would be condemning them left and right, but if leftist, hate-America radicals do it, it all but gets ignored as a normal popular reaction to the war. This is because deep down, the people in the media believe that America is evil and they see nothing wrong with this anti-social behavior.

Deplorable, just deplorable!