Friday, July 25, 2014

Attention NJ housewives, put down the gin and start ironing

If your wife is a horrible housekeeper and it infuriates you, do you A) tell her to clean this crap up, B)hire a maid to help her out, or C)stab her 84 times and leave her body with a pig mask on it....ostensibly to let the police know when they find her body, why she deserved to be murdered.

Apparently, according to this article, if you live in New Jersey, the answer is C.

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