Tuesday, July 14, 2020

The Wayfair memes just keep on coming

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This is hilarious because rich celebrities collect children like they collect handbags and endorsements. They're career accessories ...
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Wednesday, April 08, 2020

San Fran public health fail

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San Francisco public health fail: The authorities in San Fran put up these signs to remind people who go outside to exercise to observe...
Wednesday, April 01, 2020

Eat Mor Chikin

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Until the Coronavirus threat has passed, Chick-fil-A will be using the bat instead of cows as their mascot.
Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Give blood, assholes. It's the least you can do

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The LifeSouth phlebotomist told me as she painlessly jabbed me with the needle this morning, that on a normal Tuesday, they get 5-10 donors...
Monday, March 23, 2020

Bring our yer dead

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Note to self: the neighbors don't appreciate it when you put on your Renaissance Fair costume and push your wheelbarrow up and down ...
Sunday, March 22, 2020

The Clinton's Epsteined Weinstein

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Harvey Weinstein tested positive for Coronavirus in prison. Wow! By infecting an already infirm 68-year-old man with what is almost certa...

Joe Biden is feeling left out

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Poor old demented Joe Biden keeps raising his hand but nobody's calling on him. The Wuhan Virus has taken all the air out of the room a...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2020

The strange days of Covid-19

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Actual footage of the kid I hired to clean up the poop in my yard, when he learned that I don't have a dog. via GIPHY
Monday, March 16, 2020

Necessity gives rise to adaptation

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Necessity really is the mother of invention....and now adaptation.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

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Are soft, flour tortillas flushable? Asking for a friend. 
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